Truly Carnivore Ice Cream (No-Churn)

Get ready to unleash your inner carnivore with a spoonful of creamy, dreamy, and oh-so-fluffy indulgence that’s as stealthy as it is satisfying! If you’ve been prowling the web, hunting down a truly carnivore ice cream recipe, you’ve likely been ambushed by a jungle of posers — those sneaky recipes that boast a “carnivore” badge, only to reveal their true plant-based spots.

But fear not, fellow meat mavens! I’ve churned out a recipe that’s as genuinely carnivorous as a pack of wolves at a steakhouse: my Truly Carnivore No-Churn Ice Cream. This beast of a dessert is so devoid of flora that not even a single plant-based ingredient dares to rear its leafy head. It’s pure, unadulterated, animal-based bliss in a bowl.

Ditch the notion of needing fancy gadgets — my ice cream is as simple as it gets, and you won’t need an ice cream maker. Just two primal ingredients: the richest heavy cream and the most vibrant yolks from grass-fed organic eggs. This is the kind of treat that makes you want to beat your chest and howl at the moon with delight.

So, ready your spoons and prepare for a dessert that’s as indulgent as a bear’s honey raid. This ice cream isn’t just a sweet finale; it’s a testament to your carnivorous convictions. Let’s whip up some laughs and a batch of the fluffiest, most uproarious ice cream that’s ever graced your freezer.